Found a roommate. She’s on my xc and track team and we are gonna be great friends man. I am so excited
Sup last day of high school
i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me like ah yes. i have pleased you
Coached some middle schoolers in the wonders of track and field, it was delightful! (Honestly the most fun thing I’ve done in forever) Also have you ever seen a 4’ 6” boy run a 400 holding onto the baton with both hands? I have.
14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
drarna: can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
mom: who are you texting?
me: my crack dealer
toxic-ponies: omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
vincereauimori: mrsmelchiorgabor: the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster. some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
I love everything about being a captain for track except my other girl captains. We have the one who is a first year senior and she’s super fast. But she hates track The girl who thinks she has been declared super captain and controls everything also tweets the # big girl problems more often than she blinks And finally the girl who hates super captain and just complains the whole time Then...
blondesquats: do you ever eat so much you’re just like damn i just pr’d my food
angel-likes-running: If you think a broken heart is bad, you should try an injury that ruins multiple seasons and stops you from doing the one thing that matters most
yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
And now we commence cross country training.
You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For an example, if she is holding a gun she’s probably angry.
person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: no, i--
me: because you're right i am
pyreclaws: prettyinpinkprep: If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory...
Me everyday for the last six months: I should clean my room today.
jasonxgilmore asked: It totally is;( why are you taking time off?